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Postby lo&m » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:53 pm

Unfortunately Simon only had eyes for the senior lecherer. Oops... I mean lecturer.
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Postby brian ahern » Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:01 pm

fortunately the old scribe was only out on the pull and looking for a one night stand......perhaps a free drink or two as well.
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Postby lo&m » Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:51 pm

Unfortunately he had more chance of getting the one night stand then he did of the free drinks.
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Postby brian ahern » Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:51 pm

Unfortunately he could not pay his bar tab and had to pot wash, sweep the dance floor, lock up and go home or on to a nightclub.
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Either his two friends had gone home early or had gone to the supermarket on mission trolley push for the missus.
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Postby lo&m » Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:53 pm

Fortunately he then heard the magic words "let me buy you a drink".
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Postby brian ahern » Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:00 pm

unfortunately he though that's not magic from them two, its a miracle and the club must be in a church hall.
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Postby lo&m » Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:45 pm

Fortunately church halls generally have good acoustics even if they're a bit draughty.
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Postby foot-tapper » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:38 pm

Unfortunately David was waiting in the chuch hall to give his holy blessing to all country fans except those wearing western gear and the line dancers.
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Postby brian ahern » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:29 pm

Fortunately everyone but the two moderators ignored him so he found another place which to preach from and left all of the other fans in peace to pursue their interests.

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Postby lo&m » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:27 pm

Unfortunately that other place was the local TV station so now he's coming over the airwaves.
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Postby brian ahern » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:17 pm

Fortunately as an extreme right wing political mouthpiece who has found a job at long last, and not as a country music pundit.

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Postby lo&m » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:23 pm

Unfortunately the position of country music pundit remains vacant.
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Postby brian ahern » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:49 pm

Fortunately what a relief the queue would be bigger than that for "Britain's Got Talent once the word got out into the world full of "Experts".

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Postby lo&m » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:18 pm

Unfortunately there's no limit to the number of people who think that appearing on TV equals being talented.
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Postby brian ahern » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:52 pm

Fortunately This type of person can get their kicks by appearing on the free
You Tube and give the world a belly aching laugh.

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