The Blind Man



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The Blind Man

Postby Dixie » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:41 pm

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

First - The bartender is a blonde girl.

Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter, and

Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a Blonde joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Postby LynneT » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:43 pm

Hey you watch it :evil:
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Re: The Blind Man

Postby lo&m » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:50 pm

Dixie wrote:

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,


I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman .



What kind of bar was it again ?
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Postby Dixie » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:30 pm

A big one...

but at least it expalins why there were no men there....
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